most ridiculous thing you've said or done to 'get some'

[mofome]

i think mine was telling a girl i dont call it sex, i call it making love and ive only done that with one person...but i would do it with her because she was one of the most amazing girls ive ever met. i knew the girl for like 4 days or something

:monsters-

 

[JakeT.]

Haha reminds me of a text this chick I know sent my roomie who was trying to get some. It said, "I'm sorry I haven't been over lately. I have school, a job, and a lover".

This was after knowing the guy for a few days... Apparently they were in love. Blah.

Back in the day I told some chick whose cousin had a band that my uncle could hook them up. My uncle of course works with computers but I was wasted and it sounded good (and worked).

 

[BC-Eagles]

Said that I was an amateur playing in the British open...(was in Scotland at the time)

 

[texansfan]

i think mine was telling a girl i dont call it sex, i call it making love and ive only done that with one person...

I had one girlfriend who said "we don't fuck, we make love". I'm like whatever, as long as I get some.

 

[cnote]

let me just stick the tip in.

 

[The_Man]

nm

 

[texansfan]

let me just stick the tip in.

followed by "don't worry, I'll pull out".

 

[TurfAuthority]

I told a broad I wanted to get married. She said no but we still had sex. But I meant it

 

[TurfAuthority]

I still love her to death but no go


uppy:

 

[TurfAuthority]

And I dont want to talk about it

 

[rayray]

ive been tellin chicks that mofo and me are tight and that i will hook them up with him... but im gonna need a little something for the effort

 

[TurfAuthority]

phuck life


You hit home MoFo

 

[mofome]

I told a broad I wanted to get married. She said no but we still had sex. But I meant it

oh man, thats awful. i recently fucked an ex of mine that i kinda like. i told her i dont trust her and cant be with her...eventually she felt the same way and now im blown about it. not nearly as shity as what you're dealing with.

id rather be smashed in the face with a bat than have the girl i adore leave.

 

[mofome]

ive been tellin chicks that mofo and me are tight and that i will hook them up with him... but im gonna need a little something for the effort

:missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[mofome]

phuck life


You hit home MoFo

yes and to think, you already didnt like me. i cant imagine this helped.

 

[Ego74]

told her I'd pay her NEXT Thursday when I get my check

 

[Ego74]

posted bail for another chick so I get bang her

 

[Ego74]

told another girl that I used to be in a boy band

 

[burtrapp]

I just Mirror bitches. Read 48 laws of power. Just start doing what they do. I instantly have the same interests as anyone I meet. Man I have mastered this craft. I can fit in with any, I mean any crowd. I'm so turned around I don't even know myself sometimes. It's just a morph. I run script on at least 5 people a day. Just flat out lies work the best. The bigger and more outrageous the better.

 

[Ego74]

used to score drugs for some young crack heads back in the day as well

weed, pain pills, meth once, white crosses back in school (those were popular)